someone get that fucking seahorse.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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