I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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