thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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