oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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