Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
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You. Win. At. Life.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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