hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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