She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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