sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Randomize
