Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Randomize
