R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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