He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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