YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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