You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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