talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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