it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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