Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I could fuck to npr.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
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