do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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