please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
Randomize
