Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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