whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
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