Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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