you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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