will power is for people who don't want to get laid
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
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