Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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