We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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