Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Pants are for mortals
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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