y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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