David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
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