Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
i will never coherently bang her
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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