just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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