shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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