idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
pray to the hookup gods
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
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