Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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