so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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