It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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