youre lurking in front of me
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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