So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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