I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
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