That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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