i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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