Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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