carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
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