I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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