Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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