There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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