Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
hell yes lets make some ravioli
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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