He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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