My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
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