Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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