Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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