After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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