Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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