when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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