I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
operation harelip BJ is a go
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
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