Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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