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say what?
wanna hang out?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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